ranting times of .pom..n some issues as well..

my two cents..!..plausible suggestions..( taken from my post at orkut)


my angst then my suggestions will follow suit..indignation: 1. this is yet another political gimmic played by our health minister who has whored his soul to power,populism n puppetry.(aiims)..n his changing statements..( he changed his stance within 2 days..google it 2 learn more) show clearly that he is yet another zealous (pseudo) reformer who wants to stamp his authority at least once in name of altruism..(rural health reforms..)..n we all know the minds of thespians of power game masquerading as altruism..( read arjun singh n v.p. singh..)..dont we..2. i hail from bihar...n recently government has introduced a one year temporary health service PHC care ..n they pay 18,000 per month..the system is working well in bihar ..though most of those who have joined are the foreign med grads 4m russia,romana vagairah...but what pleasant surprised me that almost 90% of phc's in my state..are duly manned..no mean achievement in a place where health n law had plummetted to its nadir jus 2 yrs back.......now what the centre seeks n asks from the coming med. grads. is mortgage,,the mortgage of having studied so cheaply..right..so it should be fair game..aint it..hardly..1..problem is this too simplistic line of argument for providing good health care n this would lead to increasing resentment..( jus like quota..complex problem..simplistic solution)....at max it would add 9,000 docs ( 4 mnths a yr9:since the rural health mission is 4mth in phc,4 mnth in district health centre, 4 mnth in sub-centre ..makes it 9000 x 4\12 that is 3000 docs extra at phc)..now mr. tambu fanny ravandoss himself admits that there is shortage at least 13,000 docs at phc...so how will he compensate..he plans to employ them foe all of 12 mnths each..making a mockery of original proposal..but u still end up 5,000 short mr. bamboo....n that too wid the resentment of med. fraternity..but as bamboo's history clearly underlines he has never played the truce game..all he is interested is in is " tiguna lagaan

how do i pay my mortgage..?


leftist freak/health ministry guy/ravan dose(RD): you medicos are selfish,elitist pigs..bloody we educated you so cheaply n u either flee to U.S, or colonize in metros while we politicians..the sons of our soil rot at our constituency....come on u ungrateful pigs...come on..its time to pay mortgage..!moi:..coming from a madras medical educated medico..who left his profession to pursue economics in U.S.A. on his father's money...n who is now health minister by suckling power nipple of his father..this allegation sounds a bit cheesy..still RD welcome to the company of ungratefuls "us"..hence forth it will be easier to deal wid u..RD: dont circle around the question,just answer it,,you US bound aashole...ya but we can have a party of ungratefuls in aiims guest house where i plan to kick venu's ass in full public view...but i mus say for all the bile of ur prose u are quite similar to me..moi: sir, why dont iit ians pay mortgage?...why it is only us poor stressed docs..why can't you create 13,000 temporary PHC posts and pay them 20,000 a mnth...(it will cost u only 13,000X 2,40,000=370 crores each year...now since your gvernment is so willing to shell out 12,000 crore as oil subsidyin past 6 mnths for ur ungrateful communist mates,...8,000 crore for primary education ...50,000 crore for the populist pay comission fatchecks of beaurocrats..then 370 crore wont hurt sir..even if u work out that for 6 yrs completion rural health mission (2008-13)of 370X 5...1850 crores..its a trifle sir...n plus it will be fast recruitment...why do u want to prolong our one years of misery instead of increasing GDP expenditure in public health from 0.9 to 1,2%)...why sir..why..RD: asshole,coz u r not a votebank, u middle class assholes dont vote,u r not even a minority, u r diverse from heterogenous background...bloody you cant be exploited for my electoral benefits..so i have to show in the elctions to my illiterate benefactors n leftist friends..here is my pound of flesh all 370 crores


shylock and his pound of flesh..


moi..okay..uncle shylock ravan dose.....why r u fuckin wid us...we will protest..go to marches..sing rang de basanti on aiims flyovers...we will protest that this is not the right way for rural health reforms..uncle RD: because i have to show to the public your pound of flesh in the elections..it will be fun when u will protest in debates n i will turn it into an elitist vs. illiterates debate....this time i will definitely win..you morons..moi: dont be so heartless..king of ungratefuls..can u listen to some of our suggestions..RD: okay..bako..!moi: if u have decided to have our pound of flesh n show it to electorate..could u do it more gently uncle shylock..suggestions..1. if u at all want to impose the rule..please curtail durn of mbbs to 4 or 31/2 yrs like US..since we medicos earn too late in profession as it is already2. you can give options to students in govt. medical colleges..either pay up 2,40,000 or do the service for 1 yr..many of em wd opt..3. you can encourage fmg from russia,romania etc. for rural services as an incentive...before they clear their screening exams..4. make this optional those doing temporary 1 yr rural service will have 25%quota in all india pg like already exists in many states like punjab,orissa...or give them extra marks..but bloody give a frredom of choice..damn it...n the numbers lacking you can fill up ad hoc..5. at least put up some money 370 crore a year instead of making a public orgy of our medical career in india which already has a delayed start..RD: u know these suggstions sound good n i had hundreds of suggestions like that before..but i am in no mood to relent..i want you to protest...n then i will bulldoze you protestors into submission...n that will make me more popular...this rural health will be my mandal goddamn it...!..n ya it will be fun to see you crushed like ur emblem of elitist meritocracy..the fuckin friggin venu...i am the system...n nobody tells me what to do..its either my way or the high way...!

the last song:epilogue

moi: grabs a placard n sings..hum honge kaamyaab..hum honge kaamyaaab..ek din..pom: my idealist brother public debate in india is dead...what we have at helm is not what it seems..here an impotent king presides as the pawns play wid the remote control...go have a beer n watch om shanti om...its funmoi: n where are u going..remember last time we sang kitne baazu kitne sir in aiims grounds in reservation issue..if u go who will shape india of my droms..pom: that dream has to wait my son...that dream has to wait..moi braks out from a drunken, dreaming rant. in sweat....( last heard ' ungrateful'pom n his alter ego were seen in a line of visa counter at american embassy....)

+2 MINUTES IN SANITY..AN INSIDE DBL 99 er joke

moi...itni bakwaas kisne likhi...are u the one who irritated ppl here wid ur stats show-off..pom: (sheepishly)..yes..but that was a skewed representation of angoff...moi(interrupts forcibly..): fuck off YOU HYPOCRITE...step 2 exams are near..u wasted my 1 n half hour in this crap....go to hell...pom: (QUOTING sartre). HAVE YOU SEEN YOUR UNCLE RD.....HELL IS OTHERS...MY SON..HELL IS OTHERS..!

slumber...marriage..awakening...

3 months....didnt write anything new...nothing interesting to write..life sometimes seemed like a daily chore..on other days it was happening....passion has become episodic and i sometimes seem to fall in rut of depression...so why am i writing this....well with all that was boring in past 3 months..there was something that was " aha"..bout them....

am sharing them wid u..
1. books: the last mughal,string theory,fermat's last theorem,
2. movies: manorama 6 feet under,when harry met sally,